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August 13, 2010 at 4:20pm
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I don’t want to speak for all women, but I think there is a teeny tiny part in soul of the fairer sex that want THIS to be her bedroom.  Man, I do.  I may only wear gray and grouch around in my baggy clothes but I will always love pink, and I will always (secretly) love the idea of heightened, delicate femininity.  But most of us get over it, we stiffle that urge.  Because no one worth fucking will fuck you in a crazy princess weirdo bedroom.  Sorry for the swears. 
Also, sorry if this is a kids room.  There are stuffed animals… but then a queen-sized bed.  And kids are fucking these days, right?
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I don’t want to speak for all women, but I think there is a teeny tiny part in soul of the fairer sex that want THIS to be her bedroom.  Man, I do.  I may only wear gray and grouch around in my baggy clothes but I will always love pink, and I will always (secretly) love the idea of heightened, delicate femininity.  But most of us get over it, we stiffle that urge.  Because no one worth fucking will fuck you in a crazy princess weirdo bedroom.  Sorry for the swears. 

Also, sorry if this is a kids room.  There are stuffed animals… but then a queen-sized bed.  And kids are fucking these days, right?

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Notes

  1. nicolelee said: On the other hand, if I had such a bedroom, I’d totally fuck me. If I was a lesbian. Or into stuffed animals. Or into masturbation. Look, don’t judge me, okay?
  2. kateceratops said: Oh, man. I could totally make my manservant sleep in the little pull-out bed with the teddy bears.
  3. brianstorm said: This looks like a single mom bedroom. She still lives with her richy rich parents who got her all the nice wares, and her little mini-me sleeps in the trundle down below. If the pink doesn’t scare away the dudes, that mini bed sure will.
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  5. lifeserial said: L-O-L. “Because no one worth fucking will fuck you in a crazy princess weirdo bedroom.”
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