Clowns don’t retire, they just get more terrifying.
Welcome to my hilarious nightmares.
My name is Alison. I live in Los Angeles.
I twitter.
I tumbl about music.
I am on a Maude team at UCB.
Here are some things I have written, in varying degrees of importance.
I am well acquainted with the internet.
HeyYoAlison [at] gmail [dot] com
Not a false fact. Just, FACT. Wait does that make it a false false fact? (false)2fact?
I know this was on False Facts but it is in fact true.
Yeah, I’d consider this...of a true fact than a false fact.
Welcome to my hilarious nightmares.