I got this @reply yesterday in response to a tweet that said, “Drunk. I think I’m going to deep condition when I get home. That sounds nice. That sounds real nice”
I would like to apologize for all the victims and the families of the victims suffering in Japan. I don’t know which part of my extravagant hygiene routine caused that tragic natural event, but I am sorry nonetheless. Although I received this message mere hours after the catastrophe, there was probably something that I, with my many years of experience in disaster relief, should have been doing.
Thank you for your selfless philanthropy, realizadooo (is that Hungarian?) There is certainly nothing malicious or insensitive about your comment, no sir! Without you, I would have continued on my dark path of showering and ending sentences without appropriate punctuation marks.
