Do you want to see the Artist? [One Act]
Friend: Do you want to see The Artist this weekend?
Me: Ugh.
Friend: I heard it's really good.
Me: Ughhhhhhhh.
Friend: It's mostly silent! Isn't that fun?
Me: Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Friend: I've heard it's a thrilling experience!
Me: Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Friend: There's a little dog in it.
Me: Uh?
Friend: It was nominated for Best Picture!
Me: Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Friend: I'll ask Cheryl.
(There is no Cheryl, but I assume Cheryls everywhere are really jazzed about The Artist)
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