Animals doing people things
Dave: important life update: just forced a dog to hug a cat.
Dave: it was everything i hoped it would be
me: How did it happen?
me: Tell me everything.
Dave: I picked the dog up so it was standing on its hind legs and my roommate did the same with the cat and we said "ready, HUG"
Dave: and we made them bow
Dave: and then we brought them toward each other and made them hug like people
me: God. It sounds perfect. Just perfect.
Dave: the only thing that would make it more perfect
Dave: if they hugged consensually.