Greg
Matt: Greg is just sitting in the nook looking at his phone
me: Is that the guy you hate?
Matt: Yeah. Don't be thrown off by his niceness today. He's mean
me: But he seems like such a nice hip nerd!
Matt: Wrong
me: He's got those lil' glasses
Matt: Glasses made of lies
me: Agree to disagree. I think he's a sweet cuddlemonster.
Matt: Fine.
me: Shh, I'm thinking about Greg. Oh, Greg! Greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeg
Matt: Stop it.
me: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreg.
me: Matt
me: Matt
me: Matt
me: Matt
Matt: Alison
me: Quick question
Matt: Ok
me: What do you think Greg is doing RIGHT now?
Matt: Being a jerk
me: I bet he's rescuing a kitten
Matt: No. He hates kittens
me: He’s so nice. I love Greg.
Matt: No. You don't know what you're saying.
me: I bet he gives great hugs. Just like really tight, but not too squeezy
Matt: Wrong. He's never hugged anyone.
me: Ooo, that makes him interesting.
me: Greg is so interesting
Matt: No!!
me: I think I'm in love with him.
Matt: He probably wants to kill puppies.
me: Greg would NEVER.
me: Matt
me: MATT
Matt: falsjdifjalijsd
me: MATT
me: This is a serious question
Matt: Liar
me: MATT
me: MATT DO YOU THINK GREG CRIES IN SAD MOVIES
Matt: No he laughs.
Matt: Because he's a sicko
me: I wonder what our babies will look like.
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