My name is Alison, I live in Los Angeles.
Thank you, Internet.
Hi.
Open Air Control Testing Ground -
It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Whatever
Oh LA, you’re so awesome in the lamest way.
Weekend Quotes
“I’m not one to keep score, but he did drink my earthquake water.”
“Thanks for taking my bananas out of the fridge.”
“If you Dutch-oven me, I’ll break up with you.”
“Does this Christmas party HAVE to be slutty?”
I have a go-to guy for cute animal videos.
