July 2011
56 posts
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Jul 1st
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Imaginary conversations with the gangly teen...
Me: Oh Cherice, you have to go to kitten prom. You'll regret it later if you don't.
Cherice: Seems like manufactured memories to me.
Me: It is, certainly. But it's not without it's charm.
Cherice: Did you have fun at human prom?
Me: It's not about whether or not I had fun, it's about whether I went. And I did. Twice.
Cherice: ...
Me: You don't have a date, do you? Oh no, did you break up with that scrawny tabby from the alley? I can't say I'm surprised.
Cherice: You'll never understand how hard my life is!
Cherice runs off, slamming the door to her room (a turned over Trader Joe's bag).
Jul 1st
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June 2011
33 posts
A Mouthful: 4 of L.A.'s Top Comics Talk Comedy... →
Please enjoy this round table with Paul Scheer, Dave Holmes, Steve Agee and TJ Miller. It’s written by my BFF Farley Elliott, who I think we can all agree is pretty great.
Jun 30th
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Jun 30th
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Jun 28th
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ListenBon Iver - I Can’t Make You Love Me ...
Jun 28th
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ListenListen
Jun 28th
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ListenBon Iver - I Can’t Make You Love Me A cover...
Jun 28th
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ListenBon Iver - I Can’t Make You Love Me A cover...
Jun 28th
Jun 27th
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Jun 27th
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“so, call me when you get this to let me know that you got it-of course, if you...”
– End paragraph of an email from my dad. Happy Father’s Day, you wonderful worrywart. (I called)
Jun 19th
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“No thought of weight or significance may be properly conveyed while one is...”
– Henry Kissinger
Jun 18th
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Jack will wake up to walk.
Jun 17th
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Jun 16th
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Bad Dads: Five Of The Worst Fathers In Musical... →
Hey, I see you left Marvin Gaye, Sr. off your list. Even though he shot and killed his son. Oh, Katy Perry’s dad called her a slut or something? Okay. Nice work on your sassy rhyming list, LA Weekly.
Jun 15th
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Jun 15th
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Jun 15th
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Jun 14th
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Jun 10th
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Jun 10th
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Jun 9th
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Jun 9th
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Jun 8th
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“Say some more stuff so I can make fun of you.”
– Dave Shumka, delightful Canadian bully
Jun 8th
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Jun 8th
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Jun 8th
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Jun 7th
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ohheygreat said: WHO LIKES CUSTARD???!
Valid point. I sure don’t.
Jun 7th
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I’m always wary of the person who comes out with adamant hatred towards Coldplay. Or John Mayer. Hating mainstream rock is like screaming about the negative qualities of vanilla custard. Music that is so intentionally inoffensive seems to be incredibly polarizing to a small, but loud, group of people.
Jun 7th
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Jun 6th
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Jun 4th
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lifeserial asked: I'll be your meerkat. Just ask.
Jun 3rd
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Jun 3rd
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On moving
So, maybe the last four or five months I have been in a bit of a rut. I live in Venice, an area that I really love. But I have been taking it for granted,  recoiling further and further into the depths of my bedroom. I have two roommates; nice, handsome young fellows, who I can only assume are completely baffled by my hermit behavior. They recently joined a beach volleyball league. And thus I...
Jun 2nd
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