February 2011
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR FACE MARK ZUCKERBERG? DID SOMEONE TELL YOU TO DO THAT OR ARE YOU JUST DOING THAT?
Feb 1st
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January 2011
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Jan 30th
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zicklepop asked: You’re furry.
Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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everythinginthesky asked: Your funny.
Jan 30th
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y10k asked: You're funny.
Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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Jan 29th
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“I started playing Fable 2 and my girlfriend came home and asked me why I was...”
– Henry Oh fine! I’ll write a review.
Jan 29th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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Weirdest Lie Ever
Me: Did you put hot sauce on your nachos?
Him: Yeah.
Me: (Looking at hot sauce-less nachos) No you didn't.
Him: Yes I did.
Jan 28th
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“You can’t pass any ‘new’ laws. All laws have been decided...”
– A review of Fable III by a (presumably) smelly teen named Anemic Durge on Yahoo. I am prone to agree. Also, I beat the game in one day. No, I don’t go outside very often or have sex, obviously.
Jan 28th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 22nd
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“Writing about Hollywood is like being a reporter at Disneyland. At first, you...”
–  Former NEWSWEEK film writer Sean Smith, on his decision to quit journalism and join the Peace Corps. (Ouch.) Second that. Thirple that.
Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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swenlin asked: Hey Alison, surely I'm not the only person to ask about the apparent demise of your podcast. It might be nice to have a little wrap-up/explanation as to why it ended on the podcast page or something. I thought you and whatsisname had an excellent rapport and made a highly entertaining and surprisingly professional podcast. I throw in that last bit because, having enjoyed your podcast so...
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Jan 20th
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Jan 19th
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ListenADELE - My Same I’m pretty late to the...
Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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ListenHere is my dad, explaining why he is a bad parent.
Jan 19th
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Jan 18th
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No, I don't own alisonagosti.com →
My friend Steve is holding it hostage. Why do you ask?
Jan 15th
Jan 15th
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Quick pep talk to Jakob Dylan
Listen champ, you haven’t had a bad career.  You know what?  That Cinderella one headlight song?  People really liked that!  No foolin’! They did! And no one is going to argue that you’re not the handsome Dylan.  You’ve got those pointy shoulders and kind of fuck-up teeth and hey, I’m into it.  I think you could even make the argument that you have the better voice....
Jan 15th
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ListenRatatat - Wildcat The main reason this song is...
Jan 14th
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Jan 14th
“Movie theee-ate-ors.”
– Grandmas
Jan 14th
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When I was a kid, I thought that movie theaters...
Now I’m not so sure.
Jan 14th
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ListenRatatat - Wildcat The main reason this song is...
Jan 14th