Let me tell you something — a giraffe is a fucking miracle. If you’ve never...– Violent J of Insane Clown Posse Explains the Remarkable Song ‘Miracles’ (via edp)
The Breeders - Bang On!
shanecyr asked: If you are inspired to create a character by the name of Butthurt Burt, then rest assured you will have my full moral and probably monetary support. If it's just a shared nickname for people experiencing butthurt, for that I can offer some stifled snickering. If it is, say, the name of a special kind of cookie, I suppose I would try it. I think it would make a good nickname for a hydrogen...
Yesterday, there were a bunch of tortilla chips in the break room of my office. I grabbed two handfuls because why do anything halfway. Then I realized that I had to go to the bathroom. I weighed my options, referred to my wallet-sized Maslow chart, and decided that my need to Take Care of Business was more important than my need to start a party in my mouth. Both were pressing matters, but...
There is nothing wrong with using Twitter in any way at all, of course.– lonelysandwich No, apparently there is. Adam, I think you’re so brilliant and funny and you have been nothing but kind to me. I will continue to adore you long after you’ve had enough of my crude Twitter behavior.
This is passive agressive
Siiiiiiiiigh. If only I knew some talented artists who could draw a nerdy lady wearing like, eight fanny packs.
I wish my dad loved me as much as I love pizza.
My dad called in jest to remind me that its Take Your Daughter to Work Day. His tone turned stern when I started asking about snacks. Were the kids getting pizza? If so, what kind? Did they order a lot of it? How strict is the age cutoff of 13? “Alison, you can’t come. This is for babies.”
Hell hath no fury like a woman who’s nuts.– Eddie Pepitone
LIve, from a Shoebox - Real Talk, ALF Talk Tired...
Sometimes, right after I’ve hit “send” and just before I lean back and enjoy the self-satisfaction that is the unappreciated witty work email, I panic. “DID I USE THE RIGHT ‘YOU’RE’?! DID I USE THE RIGHT ‘THE’?!” Perhaps I did. Heck, I probably did. And while that is unacceptable - I’m an adult, capable of grasping the...
8th Annual Grilled Cheese Invitational →
I love you, Los Angeles.
Stuff You Missed In History Class - Mad Trapper of...
Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♫ Drives around in a Spider-Van ♫ Wait, never mind ♫...– tehawesome
jordanmorris: So, I do these junket things for Fuel TV. This one is on the lower end of funny, but noteworthy for two reasons: 1. Jude Law doesn’t like pizza. 2. the way Liev Schrieber says “That’s what I live for”. Probabally helps that I’m a little gay for him, but it cracks me up every time. He’s super gay for Liev Schrieber. Super gay.
Otis Redding - Tramp I like songs with sassy back...
Top Five Names I Like Being Called
Kid Agosti Hon (Only by elderly waitresses, in earnest) Girl (Only by sassy Latinas, in earnest) Garbage Face (Please don’t call me that, I just couldn’t think of a fifth thing)
Sometimes I look at my work and feel pleased at how smart I am. I roll away from...– ohheygreat
Army of Rascal Scooters
Howdy, just started listening to your podcast, and COINCIDENTALLY listened to the one where you mention an army of enraged handi-capped people on rascal scooters or whatever the same week I read this bikesnobnyc post, about enraged robo-tourists on segways. so it’s like Gottfried Leibniz and Isaac Newton discovering calculus at the same time, only with enraged elderly people on...
Sometimes it’s not about inspiration or consequently, writer’s block. It’s just confidence in saying something of value. Like this. Blah blah blah butts you love it.
Arcade Fire - Neighborhood 1 (Tunnels) Everyone...