May 2010
71 posts
“Let me tell you something — a giraffe is a fucking miracle. If you’ve never...”
– Violent J of Insane Clown Posse Explains the Remarkable Song ‘Miracles’ (via edp)
April 2010
120 posts
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The Breeders - Bang On!
shanecyr asked: If you are inspired to create a character by the name of Butthurt Burt, then rest assured you will have my full moral and probably monetary support. If it's just a shared nickname for people experiencing butthurt, for that I can offer some stifled snickering. If it is, say, the name of a special kind of cookie, I suppose I would try it. I think it would make a good nickname for a hydrogen...
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Yesterday, there were a bunch of tortilla chips in the break room of my office. I grabbed two handfuls because why do anything halfway.
Then I realized that I had to go to the bathroom.
I weighed my options, referred to my wallet-sized Maslow chart, and decided that my need to Take Care of Business was more important than my need to start a party in my mouth. Both were pressing matters, but...
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“There is nothing wrong with using Twitter in any way at all, of course.”
– lonelysandwich
No, apparently there is.
Adam, I think you’re so brilliant and funny and you have been nothing but kind to me. I will continue to adore you long after you’ve had enough of my crude Twitter behavior.
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This is passive agressive
Siiiiiiiiigh. If only I knew some talented artists who could draw a nerdy lady wearing like, eight fanny packs.
I wish my dad loved me as much as I love pizza.
My dad called in jest to remind me that its Take Your Daughter to Work Day. His tone turned stern when I started asking about snacks. Were the kids getting pizza? If so, what kind? Did they order a lot of it? How strict is the age cutoff of 13?
“Alison, you can’t come. This is for babies.”
“Hell hath no fury like a woman who’s nuts.”
– Eddie Pepitone
WatchRelated.
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LIve, from a Shoebox - Real Talk, ALF Talk
Tired...
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Email Panic
Sometimes, right after I’ve hit “send” and just before I lean back and enjoy the self-satisfaction that is the unappreciated witty work email, I panic.
“DID I USE THE RIGHT ‘YOU’RE’?! DID I USE THE RIGHT ‘THE’?!”
Perhaps I did. Heck, I probably did. And while that is unacceptable - I’m an adult, capable of grasping the...
8th Annual Grilled Cheese Invitational →
I love you, Los Angeles.
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Stuff You Missed In History Class - Mad Trapper of...
“Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♫ Drives around in a Spider-Van ♫ Wait, never mind ♫...”
– tehawesome
Watchjordanmorris:
So, I do these junket things for Fuel TV. This one is on the lower end of funny, but noteworthy for two reasons: 1. Jude Law doesn’t like pizza. 2. the way Liev Schrieber says “That’s what I live for”. Probabally helps that I’m a little gay for him, but it cracks me up every time.
He’s super gay for Liev Schrieber. Super gay.
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Otis Redding - Tramp
I like songs with sassy back...
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Top Five Names I Like Being Called
Kid
Agosti
Hon (Only by elderly waitresses, in earnest)
Girl (Only by sassy Latinas, in earnest)
Garbage Face (Please don’t call me that, I just couldn’t think of a fifth thing)
“Sometimes I look at my work and feel pleased at how smart I am. I roll away from...”
– ohheygreat
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Army of Rascal Scooters
Howdy, just started listening to your podcast, and COINCIDENTALLY listened to the one where you mention an army of enraged handi-capped people on rascal scooters or whatever the same week I read this bikesnobnyc post, about enraged robo-tourists on segways. so it’s like Gottfried Leibniz and Isaac Newton discovering calculus at the same time, only with enraged elderly people on...
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Sometimes it’s not about inspiration or consequently, writer’s block. It’s just confidence in saying something of value. Like this. Blah blah blah butts you love it.
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Arcade Fire - Neighborhood 1 (Tunnels)
Everyone...