March 2010
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February 2010
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Feb 28th
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ListenPCMag After Hours: Hot Five in Five 2.26.10 Five...
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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unstoppable asked: I know it is no longer Wednesday and all, but I saw this and figured that you wouldn't mind seeing it a day late. right?
http://bit.ly/9v2Pb8
Feb 26th
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Real Ozzie Guillen or Fake Ozzie Guillen?
successisnotanoption: Dr drew I like you work very very patient guy I wish I have that abilities u have. Real or Fake? Bed and bath I love this places Real or Fake? bouncer at curves cabaret look like jermaine dye. Real or Fake? what I saw on the field today was a lot of grass… Real or Fake? Seriously. I the most famous Venezuelen…except that one model, that one chick with the...
Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Dear Diary,
These are three of my dumbest* jokes: Dear Diorama, I love 3-d.  Please don’t tell!  xoxo, Alison Dear Dairy, Moo moo moo.  Lactose, homogenization!  Love, Alison Dear Daria, Nah nah nah, nah nah.  Yours, Alison *best
Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Twitter is where I get you drunk and talk you into coming home with me. Tumblr is where I lock the door and force you to look at my antique moth collection.
Feb 26th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Great Moments In Tony Kornheiser Being Kind Of A... →
We all have our heroes.  Tony Kornheiser is one of mine.  Sure, he’s not at the top of the list, but he’s on there.  A fantastic sports journalist in his time, and a fun and knowledgeable commentator (I don’t care about Monday Night Football, but I love PTI) and I just can’t bring myself to care that he might be a bit of a dick.  I don’t think I even care that he...
Feb 25th
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Alison is something very specific →
Alison is a mystic in the great tradition of sufism Alison is a frequent guest on talk shows and game shows including merv griffin Alison is also a brilliant composer and a vibrant and innovative performer who delights everyone she entertains on her zeta Alison is currently lobbying for a new system by which staff would be able to choose a certain number of books for each decade that they had...
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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It's funny
that successfully adding the simplest of HTML code to my Tumblr is enough for me to do a victory lap around my bedroom (not really).  It reminds me of one of my favorite Milhouse quotes: I’m not a nerd, Bart. Nerds are smart. I am nothing, if not a Milhouse.  HTML!
Feb 25th
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“Feeding mostly on aquatic vegetation and pretty much anything Pepperidge Farm...”
– mike henry
Feb 25th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 21st
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Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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You take every injustice done to you; every hardship, every pain.  Big to small.  Think of them as these tiny specks of dust.  They sit on your skin.  They seep in. But you get up.  You survive.  You grow. That is what is so beautiful about the world.  Of humanity.  Of YOU.
Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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Compiled List of the World's Most Unfuckable Nerds →
Edmund Weiner, Deputy Chief Editor, OED Edmund was Co-Editor with John Simpson of the Second Edition of the Oxford English Dictionary and is now Deputy Chief Editor. He is a member of the English Faculty at Oxford, and a Fellow of Kellogg College. He has a particular responsibility for the linguistic aspects of the dictionary text, as well as for words borrowed from unfamiliar...
Feb 20th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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CBS Radio Mystery Theater →
I want to make an hour-long detective/noir podcast.
Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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I just watched 4 hours of “Glee.” It’s not a good show. I’m a little bit gay for the brunette. And the knocked-up blonde, if I’m being honest. But it is not a good show. It’s one of those things people defend by just saying, “But I like it!”. As though that is a defense for anything. My point is: I didn’t like it. It felt very two-dimensional. Yet, I sat. And while I sat there watching, I...
Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
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Feb 17th
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(Adjective) Love →
made this for you.  Now, some of you aren’t mature enough to handle this adult material.  And some of you are worried about getting a boner during the work day.  I understand.  I get it.  I totes get it.  But here’s the link, just in case.
Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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Daily Drop Cap →
id you know about Daily Drop Cap?  It’s my favorite place for beautiful blog self-importance! Need a giant “A”?  They’ve got you covered.  How about a “P”?  A “Q”?  Or a “Z”?  Yes, yes, and yes!
Feb 17th
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