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Ladies Lunch
Don’t tell me about your threesome.  No wait, do. No wait!  Don’t.  Wait.  Tell me the first part, but leave out the gross stuff. Wait, tell me all about it, but don’t look me in the eye.
Dec 31st
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I think this is my SF Sketchfest schedule
Great weekend or greatest weekend? FRIDAY, JANUARY 21, 2011 Mike Birbiglia: My Girlfriend’s Boyfriend 8pm The Eureka Theatre $25 BUY TICKETS SATURDAY, JANUARY 22, 2011 Thrilling Adventure Hour Alison Brie, John DiMaggio, John Ennis, Colin Hanks,Samm Levine, Donal Logue, Busy Philipps, Paul F. Tompkins, James Urbaniak and more 9:30pmMarines’ Memorial Theatre $40/$50 BUY TICKETS ...
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“Is it okay if I leave my wallet and car keys at your apartment? We probably...”
– My dad is coming to Venice for the first time, he is fairly certain he will be robbed and murdered on sight.
Dec 29th
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“When [You Can Call Me Al] came out, I thought Chevy Chase was Paul Simon, for...”
– Ahm is the coolest.
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It's not too late to buy your loved ones a cupcake... →
Endorsed Driven by David Letterman.
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Two Degrees of Balfour
Me: Do you know who Eric Balfour is?
Friend: No.
Me: Do you want to know who he is?
Friend: ... who is he.
Me: An actor. You'd recognize him if you saw him.
Friend: Okay.
Me: Also, he follows me on Twitter.
Friend: Okay.
Me: Do you want me to send you a link to his IMDB page?
Friend: No.
Dec 23rd
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WatchWatch
jordanmorris: Santa in a Bar - UCBcomedy.com From “A Kiss From Daddy,”  best sketchers ever pretty much.  This is great!
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“Boom boom boom, Even brighter than the moon.”
– Katy Perry, PhD.
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“There’s no “I” in “vagina,” at least not lately.”
– Rick Hamilton
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ListenThe Treatment with Werner Herzog Herzog newest...
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ListenThe Treatment with Werner Herzog Herzog newest...
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