August 2009
19 posts
Dick Champ
me: I think you called ME a dick, actually.
Brian: I learned it from watching you!
me: I learned it from your mom!
Brian: Dick
me: Son of a dick
Brian: Dick daughter
me: Dick descendant.
Brian: grandick
me: nephdick.
Brian: Second cousdick, twice dickmoved.
me: Shit. You win.
Brian: You can't outdick a dicker.
me: I was foolish to dream!
Slow Burn
Brian: eat dick, dick face.
me: Eat face, dick dick.
Watcheoporto:
Adorable overload. I heart all things Pixar.
THERE ARE ANTHROPOMORPHIC CLOUDS.
Just creepin’ around on Elizabeth’s Tumblr. This is so sweet.
Totally Normal Conversation.
Brian: name five things you would do for a klondike bar, in order of legality
me: I would buy one from the store
Brian: one
me: I would take one if it was offered to me
Brian: two
me: I would eat one if it was available in a social situation, say, a party.
Brian: three
still legal
me: I would take one out of the work fridge if it had been there for a while.
Brian: oooh, starting to enter a gray area
me: I'd kill a bum. An older bum.
Brian: would you wear his skin, if the store refused to serve women?
me: I'd seriously consider it, but eventually decide against it.
Brian: so ultimately you're not hugely committed to the procurement of an ice cream patty
me: Nah.
Brian: noted
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The bet!
So. I’m a huge baseball fan. Huge!
Living in LA has somewhat forced me to root for the Dodgers and aparently, living in Chicago has forced @worldwarmike to root for the SAN FRANCISCO Giants. Which is fine. He lives in a city with two teams: one being the historic and beloved Cubs, and the 2005 World Series champion White Sox. But, for some reason, Mike has decided on the Giants. ...
ATTENTION:
I will be in New York from September 3rd - 7th. So. Y’know. Hang out with me.
Please.
