a LOT of time seems to be spent at motherfucking city council. I do not understand this. Are you Mayor McCheese? Are you taking minutes? Are you the “jester at intermission?” I “DO-NUT UNNERSTAN” why all the city council shit. P.S. it is not funny. P.S. You are funny . Politics is not.
Hi. Hey. Hello. Go fuck yourself. 80% of my life is not amusing. Especially not the part where I receive commentary on it from anonymous internet guy.
And this, ladies and gents, is why the English language is made of around one million words (including scientific terms), while the most exhaustive French dictionary barely manages to reach the 100,000 bar (even as it listed the most obvious “anglicismes,” such as “hit-parade”).
This addition did rile up a few people. Gawker, for one, called it a “huge scam.”
UPDATE: Please forgive this idiot for assuming we all know what “unfriend” means. Here is the full definition:
Unfriend – verb – To remove someone as a ‘friend’ on a social networking site such as Facebook. As in, “I decided to unfriend my roommate on Facebook after we had a fight.”
For a complete list of new words, click here. My favorite?
Sexting – the sending of sexually explicit texts and pictures by cellphone;
I can’t wait until white people are in the minority both on the internet and in sheer population numbers, just to see how badly most of us cope with it. It’s gonna be soooo embarrassing you guys. (via alexbalk)