December 2009
70 posts
“My girlfriend is so cross-eyed, she can sit on the front porch and count...”
– Garfield (cat), The 90’s (approximately)
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You’ll always wonder about me,” she said as she pushed her chair away from the table. “You’ll always wonder what we could have been.”
He nodded, and feigned a look that he hoped was perceived as forlorn; lost in a tumultuous sea of those mysterious late-twentysomething guy feelings that women seem to struggle to understand. “No, I won’t.” He...
I agree that Mad Men is visually beautiful
but I also find it petulant and trivial.
Like Wilmer Valderamma.
WatchMy best friend is in town. I told her we were just like Walter and Perry. She didn’t get it.
beeborg:
alisonagosti:
I realized tonight that I’m probably never going to have the opportunity to say, “OH ARE they?” in polite conversation. Because I don’t know enough doctors, or live in a Wes Anderson movie.
And that’s the real tragedy.
I’m 1.5 years away from being a doctor & you can call me up anytime you have an urge to say it….i’m sure we’ll find a way to sneak it in there!!...
I realized tonight that I’m probably never going to have the opportunity to say, “OH ARE they?” in polite conversation. Because I don’t know enough doctors, or live in a Wes Anderson movie.
And that’s the real tragedy.
Lou Monte - Dominic the Italian Christmas Donkey
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The Weepies - Nobody Knows Me At All
As much as I...
Stuff You Missed in History Class - How Lucrezia...
Weekend Quotes
“I’m not one to keep score, but he did drink my earthquake water.”
“Thanks for taking my bananas out of the fridge.”
“If you Dutch-oven me, I’ll break up with you.”
“Does this Christmas party HAVE to be slutty?”
“How many heart points did my socks get?”
– He doesn’t “get” Tumblr.
“I don’t know, maybe we can go see a movie where George Clooney does...”
– Alison Agosti, Conqueror of Friday night
Live, from a Shoebox, episode 22 →
funsizebytes:
Awhile ago I asked for podcast recommendations, and several of you mentioned Live, from a Shoebox so I know I’m late to the party here, but I went back and listened to all of the episodes from the beginning, and feel like I am fully qualified to say that I think Episode 22 is the funniest one yet.
As they mentioned on the podcast, you should become a fan on Facebook which I did...
“To those who have given up on love, I say, ‘Trust life a little...”
– Maya Angelou
