May 2012
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Please enjoy this video by my sketch team New Money. And hey, if you’re in the Los Angeles area, come to our show THIS Wednesday if you feel like it. We’re not here to pressure you.
Written by Lauren McGuire
Performed by Barak Hardley
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Five Vignettes Into Suburban Teenage Angst
ONE - There was an old railroad track down the street from my mom’s house. After the line stopped running, the road that ran perpendicular to it was paved over and it made a short steep hill. More of a ramp, really. In high school, we used to pile into my friend Patrice’s Geo Prism and drive it really fast over that hill. Pretty sweet air. TWO - There was this really shitty girl at my high school...
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When a woman is down to her knickers; it’s polite to have sex with her.
– Scott Foster, Party Animals
I love this show. Only one season, available on Hulu!
samuelhansen:
Graham Clark - Forest Clarinetist (by Dan Barham)
Graham is the greatest!
Graham Clark is a beautiful man with a beeuoooootiful beard.
Don't say I never gave you anything. →
Happy Monday.
You’re the saddest girl in Sad Girl World.
– Darin
I bought this mug today for three reasons:
1. I am a woman with expendable income and a need for things to drink from.
2. I appreciate that this bear seems happy, like he chose to be a circus bear.
3. The word “Japan” not “Made in Japan.” Simply, this mug’s acknowledgement that Japan is in fact a place.
Not the chimp, though. I’ve never gotten chimps.
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Quick and useless Avengers Review
The last few months, staying up past 10 PM or so has been harder and harder to do. It’s weird, because I’ve always identified myself a night person. But now? Bed by 10, up at 7. It’s disgusting. Last night, I went to see The Avengers movie at midnight with some friends, the ringleader being my good, good buddy Tim; who is a huge fucking comic book nerd. On the scale of one to Tim, I’m whatever...
Oh hey, look. It’s already fine.
– Remember that, everyone.
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April 2012
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Retaliation
In 2005, I was freshman in college, driving a 1994 Ford Escort Station wagon and working in a hardware store for $6.50 an hour. It was also the year that Dane Cook’s two-disc album, “Retaliation” came out. I’m not going to stand in front of you people and pretend like I didn’t love Dane Cook, because I did. I loved him so much in fact, that my friend Elyse and I drove an hour and a half from...
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My immediate reaction to Corinne Backrub's...
We are all humans, except for those of us who are half-human half-sleep nightmare or maybe some kind of monster or talking cloud. And Corinne Backrub is no different.
As a woman of distinct talents that I can’t remember and a grace that was sort of already implied, we all expected her to not only win a high honor at last night’s Ceremony for Something, but to accept the award with...
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The Black Keys: 'Spotify's Sean Parker is an... →
I don’t know what to do with this. Here.
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March 2012
25 posts
The You Look Nice Today Starter Pack
lonelysandwich:
youlooknicetoday:
Welcome to this annotated introduction to You Look Nice Today, A Journal of Emotional Hygiene.
To acquaint yourself (or a special friend) with our program, we invite you to download and enjoy six of our favorite episodes:
DOWNLOAD: “You Look Nice Today Starter Pack” (127 MB zip file)
This officially-sanctioned Starter Pack includes: “Sacks-Minnelli...
Barak Hardley is quickly becoming one of my favorite people. Please enjoy this great video, written, directed and edited by that guy I just said!
Grilled Cheeses
Me: Mmmmm, grilled cheeses
Aaron: Grilled cheeses are for girls.
me: Everyone likes grilled cheeses!
Aaron: I can see how a girl might think that.
YOU MADE IT WEIRD: KYLE KINANE →
Why would you ever listen to anything else?