February 2012
20 posts
Feb 12th
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Feb 11th
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YOU MADE IT WEIRD: DOUG BENSON →
This is my favorite episode of this great podcast. Why won’t you listen to me when I suggest things? You’re all horrible.
Feb 10th
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Feb 9th
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Today
I met one of the most Handsome men I’ve ever seen in person. He was on an episode of Buffy. So Handsome, he seemed like a different species. I did not make direct eye-contact. After he left, I almost threw up. -FIN-
Feb 9th
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WatchWatch
Joe Hartzler of UCB’s Up, Up, Up! talkin’ about team changes. “You’ve put in the time, everybody knows that.”
Feb 9th
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ListenBeth Jeans Houghton - Nightswimmer
Feb 8th
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Do teenagers read this tumblr?
natashavc: Here is my best advice to you, do not go to journalism school. Wait, my first best advice is go to Community College. Ok then go somewhere with a good public policy school, if you want to do journalism. You don’t need grad school. Your time would be better spent interning/working in a public agency. Like the police, welfare, child services, MTA, etc. You will get to understand more...
Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 6th
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“Wolves are after Liam Neeson and he has to punch them in the face.”
– Jordan Morris’ synopsis of “The Grey”
Feb 4th
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Feb 4th
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Top 10 Movies in Cheryl's Netflix Queue
The Help What’s Eating Gilbert Grape? Heat Toy Story 3 Amadeus The Birth of A Nation M*A*S*H Tootsie Wuthering Heights Tight Co-Eds XXX 3
Feb 3rd
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“We all need a personal Cheryl, to send to things like this in our stead. I’ve...”
– Scott Simpson
Feb 3rd
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Do you want to see the Artist? [One Act]
Friend: Do you want to see The Artist this weekend?
Me: Ugh.
Friend: I heard it's really good.
Me: Ughhhhhhhh.
Friend: It's mostly silent! Isn't that fun?
Me: Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Friend: I've heard it's a thrilling experience!
Me: Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Friend: There's a little dog in it.
Me: Uh?
Friend: It was nominated for Best Picture!
Me: Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Friend: I'll ask Cheryl.
(There is no Cheryl, but I assume Cheryls everywhere are really jazzed about The Artist)
-FIN-
Feb 3rd
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Feb 2nd
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YOU MADE IT WEIRD: MATT DIFFEE & ALEX GREGORY →
Pete sits down with two of his absolute favorite New Yorker cartoonists, Matt Diffee and Alex Gregory, to discuss hilariously and in depth-edly the intricate and complex world of cartooning. Comedy takes many forms, and this one is one of the weirdest. No sex or God talk here, rather an in-depth look at one of the strangest and most exclusive comedy-worlds Pete feels lucky to have ever...
Feb 2nd
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Feb 2nd
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Feb 1st
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daveshumka asked: I miss our talks.
Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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January 2012
23 posts
More sketch notes
More melodramatic. Take out wife insults. “My father didn’t die in WWII so that I could make butt plugs.” ____________ Boating specifics No idea.
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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ListenKaterine - Rectangle (tribute Jacno Future) This...
Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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Whore Island isn’t real
I’m not great at taking notes during sketch meetings. I usually look at them later on and have no idea what’s going on. FOR EXAMPLE: We’re not pirates. Whore Island isn’t real Don’t you have a life outside of the boat? My sister lives there
Jan 30th
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Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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Jan 27th
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A Quick Guide To Doing Whip-Its Without Having a... →
[…] unlike Demi, you will not be using whip-its in the secret, velvet-walled basement of Tao or wherever. You will be in a parking lot. Or behind a dumpster. Or in your apartment sitting in a baby pool surrounded by fingernail clippings and stacks of old newspapers and your typed “manuscript.” But that doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy it all the same. Just make sure that...
Jan 27th
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esjesj asked: If you follow me on Twitter, I will MARRRRRRRRRY YOU.... twitterDOTcomSLASHesjesj ~ either way, you're the funniest woman alive
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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My piece about getting dumped is on This Recording →
Finally, I’ve become cool!
Jan 24th
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Animals doing people things
Dave: important life update: just forced a dog to hug a cat.
Dave: it was everything i hoped it would be
me: How did it happen?
me: Tell me everything.
Dave: I picked the dog up so it was standing on its hind legs and my roommate did the same with the cat and we said "ready, HUG"
Dave: and we made them bow
Dave: and then we brought them toward each other and made them hug like people
me: God. It sounds perfect. Just perfect.
Dave: the only thing that would make it more perfect
Dave: if they hugged consensually.
Jan 24th
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Jan 21st
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Top 5 Potential Quarter-Life Crises
1. Move to an artists’ loft in San Francisco.  Share a space with five other late 20-somethings, all with adverbs for names.  Write one-act anthropomorphic tragedies about a family of rabbits.  Blatantly steal from Shakespeare’s later work. “Anthony and Cadbury” will be met with mixed reviews at Berkeley’s community theater. 2. Open a vegan bakery.  Name it something vaguely sexual, “Sugar...
Jan 21st
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Jan 20th
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The art of getting really dumped
So, a good while back, I got really, really dumped. In part because I didn’t see it coming, but mostly because he did it by stopping by my apartment with an iced coffee and saying “I think I need to wrap this up.”   The tough thing about writing this is that I’m going to make the guy look bad. Cold and insensitive and manipulative, and that isn’t fair. We’re all just people. We’re all just trying...
Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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WIGS
Me: JORDAN DO YOU HAVE ANY WIGS? I NEED A BOY WIG.
Jordan: NO I THREW THEM ALL OUT WHEN MY CAT PEED IN THE COSTUME BOX!!!!
Jan 14th
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“Ask the Siri, the new iPhone 4 assistant, where to get an abortion, and, if you...”
–  10 things the iPhone Siri will help you get instead of an abortion | The Raw Story (via interweber) um, not ok. (via meredithbklyn) Gross, Apple. (via how-to-kiss-distinctly-american) Way to support your sisters, Siri.  (via tumblrwright) Hey, maybe don’t loudly yell into your phone...
Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 10th
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December 2011
40 posts
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ListenThe Decemberists - Angel Won’t You Call Me?
Dec 30th
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Chris Kelly: 2011 In Review: My Fake Favorites In... →
Super into Thistle right now.
Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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I had a dream that I owned a Sperm whale. He lived in two Olympic pools and when he got bored of one, he’d jump to the other. For my birthday he got me a water polo ball.
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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We R bored.
Dec 27th
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Dec 25th
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