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2008

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nevver: Guitar Lessons
Dec 22nd
Living in Venice means walking distance to quality wigs at...
Dec 22nd
I went rug shopping with Jordan.
Dec 21st
Milk from Santa’s dismembered head. Merry Macabre...
Dec 20th
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Lou Monte - Dominic the Italian Christmas Donkey I had never heard this song before today.  How is...
Dec 20th
Hypothesis: Dogs are cooler than cats, but kittens are...
Dec 20th
heymikehenry: Wolf Lectures on Geography
Dec 20th
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The Weepies - Nobody Knows Me At All As much as I love this song, I sure as shit don’t want...
Dec 19th
Even my best friends think I’m a dick.
Dec 18th
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Stuff You Missed in History Class - How Lucrezia Borgia Worked As the daughter of a pope, Lucrezia...
Dec 17th
Thank you, Internet.
Dec 17th
Open Air Control Testing Ground - It’s Beginning To...
Dec 17th
Fashion District, Los Angeles.
Dec 15th

Weekend Quotes

“I’m not one to keep score, but he did drink my earthquake water.” “Thanks...
Dec 14th
“How many heart points did my socks get?”
— He doesn’t...
Dec 13th
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I have a go-to guy for cute animal videos.
Dec 13th
Well, he at least got the pattern right.
Dec 13th
Hard to tell where the bed ends and Megan begins.
Dec 13th
I just called to say
Dec 12th
TJ asked what Steve looked like.  He looks like this, only...
Dec 12th
“I don’t know, maybe we can go see a movie where George...”
— Alison Agosti, Conqueror of...
Dec 12th
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He opens it!
Dec 12th
Live, from a Shoebox, episode 22
Dec 12th
Moron.  Everyone knows it’s in poor taste to make pool...
Dec 11th
“To those who have given up on love, I say, ‘Trust...”
— Maya Angelou
Dec 11th
Beauty is she
Dec 11th
Sure, ALF and I go way back, but I was talking about you...
Dec 11th

Promise

I will always, always, ALWAYS have your back.  No matter what.
Dec 11th
“Mummy loves you SO MUCH, she made a cake-version of...
Dec 10th
sloganeerist: Sweet Alf. Your boisterous, unapologetic...
Dec 10th
Sure.
Dec 10th
fuckyeahdogs: puppy towel by ~Yenners
Dec 10th
(via biorhythmist) You know when you look across the room...
Dec 10th
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Grizzly Bear - Two Weeks
Dec 9th
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New podcast Friday-ish.
Dec 9th

Lyrics

sloganeerist: Rod Stewart - “Young Turks” (ps. I don’t actually have an mp3 of this song, but we...
Dec 9th
Dear Kate Micucci, I think you are -in all aspects- aces.
Dec 8th
atsween: “ducks are very considerate lovers”  WRONG! ...
Dec 7th
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DORK.
Dec 7th
What kind of monster would label this precious treasure...
Dec 7th
Of course not. One of you must be Derek Fisher.
Dec 6th
The dog is worried about the kitchen situation.
Dec 6th
I don’t know what I’m doing.
Dec 6th

The difference between men and women

Me: We'll still be friends if we break up, right?
Him: Of course. You're funny and I like being around you.
Me: But didn't you 'like being around' other girls you've dated?
Him: God no.
Dec 5th
My job is dumb.
Dec 4th
So every year, I buy a ton of Christmas cards and generally,...
Dec 4th
Shoot.
Dec 4th
“Most human interaction is fine; forgettable even. That’s why...”
— Rob Delaney
Dec 4th
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Word.
Dec 3rd
falsefacts: Bill Clinton spends all day playing Wii.
Dec 2nd
This is what I do on the Internet
Dec 2nd
He’s got some great ideas on micro micro blogging. One...
Dec 2nd
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copycats: Since I’ve Been Loving You by Corinne Bailey Rae originally by Led Zeppelin (posted by...
Dec 1st