Hi.

I cycle between wishing I’d never met you and intensely missing you. Ridiculous.

I feel like no one can appreciate “Fantastic Mr. Fox” as much as I do. I’ve seen it twice already.

whyamistillfollowingyou:

@bheater and @just_alison had an idea—actually, it was pretty much all @bheater’s idea, but he told @just_alison, and she liked it, so he told her that she could share in the credit, if she promised to keep sending him stuffed dinosaurs when it was his birthday and pictures of her dog wearing Ninja Turtle sweatbands on his nose* when it wasn’t.

This being an idea from the future, the duo would need three pieces of state of the art technology: an electronic mail address, a “tumblr” page, and, most importantly, a Twitter account.

The idea is fairly simple—a complete catalog of tweets that made you rethink your Internet friendships. @bheater and @just_alison call this experiment Why am I Still Following You? Unfortunately, Twitter thought the name was too long and boring, and fell asleep in the middle of our registration process. So Twitter calls it @stillfollowingu, a name @bheater and @just_alison had to fight off a whole army of serial rapists to secure.

This being the Web 2.0, @bheater and @just_alison need your help. Please send them the links to the tweets that made you seriously reconsider following someone—the funny, the mean, the just plain weird.

You can send them suggestions by @ing Why am I Still Following You on Twitter or by sending an e-mail to whyamistillfollowingyou@gmail.com. And also, please friend @stillfollowingu on Twitter. It’s the only thing that gives their life meaning anymore.

*Figure A1: http://twitpic.com/8j1o5

Read: Brian thinks up a dumb idea, and we get bored of it in a week.

Got this message on Facebook:

a LOT of time seems to be spent at motherfucking city council.  I  do not understand this.  Are you Mayor McCheese?  Are you taking minutes?  Are you the “jester at intermission?”  I “DO-NUT UNNERSTAN” why all the city council shit.  P.S. it is not funny.  P.S.  You are funny . Politics is not.

Hi.  Hey.  Hello.  Go fuck yourself.  80% of my life is not amusing.  Especially not the part where I receive commentary on it from anonymous internet guy.